Post modern, pre-futuristic
Closed noggin, seems human this is
That toe stomping in the Babylon system
Making static it’s been adding on, my swagger’s on a zillion
Bitch this ain’t ill yo the flow toe tagging
Bitch I got skills that keep yo-yo’s dragging
Words get the devil razed like he know Joe Maddon
Spoke em going for the ring like he’s Frodo Baggins
Bitch I’m so rich that I bitch in vain
Bitch I’m so rich I could live with AIDS
Bitch I’m so rich I could dig your grave
And not keep a single repercussion entertained
I got jewels in my mouth a tool in the couch
But a null in accounts and no fuel for my house
But it’s cool I’m about making a fool of myself
And I’ll collect the dough and blow it back on jewels or up my snout
Bitch I’m so rich but I’ll floss instead
Bitch I’m so rich that I bought my friends
Bitch I’m so rich I got an orphanage
In Africa and all I do there’s export my meth
This chick was upset last night when we were fucking since
I tried a trick I learned from spankwire called buffering
In disbelief, she called her friend they kept chuckling
But bitch I’m so rich tonight she’s coming for another fling
In secret sex clubs, never stroke my bone
On my own, and got person for it over the phone
Everything I got’s made of silver, gold, or chrome
I do drugs like guitarists in the Rolling Stones
And all those drugs are uncut, I take em raw when I use em
Met a dealer with accounts and a home in Bermuda
Got an accountant and a side hustle as a shylock
That orphanage I bought is now a charitable write off
Bitch I’m so rich that I don’t pay taxes
Bitch I’m so rich I eat with folded napkins
Bitch I’m so rich I’ve got an old coke habit
That came back, I’ll recover on the beach relaxing
Bitch I’m so rich collect swords and coffee
Bitch I’m so rich I restore jalopies
Bitch I’m so rich I still know Gaddafi
Bitch I’m so rich that I know my offspring
Bitch I’m so rich I make calls overseas
On my cell phone where they do not cover the fees
Bitch I’m wealthy the president depends on
What my team gives to him for his re-election
Success, the urban legend