Kick in the door, wave in the four four
Two thumbs down, damn, I thought I would have scored more
Thanks Al Gore for inventing really quick porn
Delivery instead of going to the nearest store
Or a bearded whore, pretending she’s mi amor
Into S&M, strapped me in so I can’t see the floor
But I realized it tore and then I fertilized her core
Subject me twixt four score, pluralized of course (AIDS, duh)
Sense it don’t make, sorry translated from Sanskrit
Translated from cannabis, bought right on the campus
This will make you dumb, you couldn’t tell from my transcript
Ash it with a carrot, frame Roger Rabbit
Pissing in the heroin, call it yellow magic
Pissing in your heroines, like why she let me stab it
Pissing in a harrow and I’m poisoning the cabbage
Then I’m pissing up in Harrow on the Hill’s Westminster classes
I’m classless, like nobody can even reach my echelon
Classless, like nobody can even reach my echelon
Yeah the neck is normal sized, still surprised the head is on
Head for palm, no that’s not a reference to Metacom
Get it wrong, you’ll be in a world of hurt the devil’s song
By Charlie Daniels plays from lands a sunder, Stephane Sessegnon
Guessing wrong, passing it to Bendter stead of Ji Dong Won
Smoking more tree than parties burning flags of Lebanon
Full sequitur, wanna hear a joke?
AOL instant messenger
Ass fat pressed and permed hair, yeah the breasts are firm
Quick a pick up line! Any day you could get the sperm
Damn lesson learned, she must be a fanatic
Of Judeo-Christianity, I didn’t mean the Sabbath
Fantastic, my fan’s fantastic
I’m mad cool just got bad taste for fanatics
Yo I’m batshit for even tryna rap it’s
Time for a random fact, Slash is Lenny Kravitz
We know rapping’s a bastion of bashing
Bashful batching bastards in action
Dude I’ve been spitting great, since I was in 7th grade
Spitting everywhere, the fundraisers, in the lemonade
Took time off to find myself in nature in the Himalayas
Pissed in caves spit some more then came back and assembled [plain.]
Ugliest in person as I’m guzzling the bourbon
Sipping bubbly since Parrish got his ducats in with Sermon
I'm immersed within aversion, that’s a version I’m immersed in
Dog it’s certain that it’s curtains, as I’m curt in my assertions
Dude you’re a juggernaut! Dude I’m the juggestnaut
The jug is not, what we measure to determine what is hot
Bambaklaat, got your tongue in knots, s-s-s-s-stop!
Fuck your watch, fuck your couch, fuck your house fuck your stocks
That’s right, a man will put his dick in anything
Whores, animals, cheat on his wife with the wedding ring
Yo I really get it in, the money I’m embezzling’s
The only reason that my dick is green, hey it’s a fetish thing
OK I’ve got a joke, for all my Ghanaian folk
Lay the rope, VIP, these bars are very sacred yo
You know these black chicks with the names that’s a farce hanh?
I went to school with a girl called kwasia
Well, she pronounced it Quasia
A qualified kwasia, I determined later
Brain was just a crater and her pregnancy came later
Prolly also got scored on by Abdel-Kader Keita
A hole in the ace with parole violations
Moon the world, roll tide! I’ve been coaching Saban
Ball like Dolph Schayes in Philadelphia stadiums
A modern day statesman, {grunt} quoth the cavemen
Nig is still annoyed by the boys in these bitch frats
I’m killing them with kindness like making your kids fat
No way to fix that, paint him on a six pack
And dispatch a slip that omits his ass from gym class
Riff raff niggas rapping think they’re never south of great
The fishes think the humans come in war to them from outer space
Another palace aide, I’m tossing on the palisades
I’m a king! Take a dirty Sanchez, you’ve got Stalin’s face
Tying tubes at the mother’s day barbecue
Patty cake, patty cake, don’t know what my daddy make
Bone women in Labrador, never filled a FAFSA from
Tell them I’m whichever sign matches up with Capricorn
Yeah, I know, I’m gay for knowing that
But let’s enter a dimension of the past, we’re going back
I’m like the 303rd greatest rapper all time
Yo Quakes this song can get you up to 299…yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah